A red-suited Lady GaGa kitted out in virtual reality garb (complete with shoulder mounted camera) arrives back at her hotel, after her first night performing at the O2 Arena for the Monster Ball Tour. (Pacific Coast News)more pics »While Lady Gaga is quick to shut down anyone who brings up the unfounded rumors of her being a hermaphrodite in an interview, she gamely took on the gossip in her new video for "Telephone." And thanks to a very-nearly X-rated image, I think most of us can sleep soundly knowing that Lady Gaga's girl parts are happily bereft of any boy parts.
Lady Gaga's barely-blurred crotch in the video for "Telephone." (From the video, posted on Vevo.com)In the intro for her nearly 10-minute video, Gaga is being stripped down by two butch prison guards who toss her nearly naked onto a thin prison cot. As they walk away, the singer (clad only in fishnet tights) clings to the bars of her cell like a caged animal with her legs spread on those aforementioned girl parts tastefully blurred out.
As the two guards walk away, one says to the other, "I told you she didn't have a dick." The other guard replies, "Too bad."
The rest of the video is full of half-naked women fighting and making out in a prison before Beyonce bails out Gaga while driving Quentin Tarantino's infamous "Pussy Wagon" from the Kill Bill movies. Word to the wise: don't watch this video at work.
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